Ever been to an Art Gallery and found yourself lost for words when trying to talk about a piece of artwork?

Well, worry no more – Art Critic to the rescue!

The app will generate a suitable pretentious arty quote for you to confidently state and will impress anyone within earshot. And all to a wonderfully Art-Tastic jazz soundtrack.

It’s impossible to overstate how much this will improve your standing within the Art community. Prepare yourself for adoration, fame, fortune and jealous onlookers who don’t have the quotes like you now do*

Updated in v1.1

New “Shake for Phrase” function
More phrases.

*results may vary.